It's not hard to find videos about various fan bases by Scooter Magruder. They are usually dead on, like the time he did one on NBA free agency. He's done a bunch on football too -- and now he's done one specifically about/for Cardinals fans. And as usual, he's on target. This is Cardinals Twitter in live-action form, or various arguments you'll hear from your buddy.
It's well worth the 90 seconds to watch.